sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

delete this post

68-n0tions:

surprise, surprise.

68-n0tions:

surprise, surprise.

bonerdoctor:

sex criminals 007

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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